Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools

Dear Courageous Reader,

    I am grateful to share Blaze Union’s amazing story as an antidote to the book bans, seahorse protests, and absurdity spreading across our world. Alas, sensitive readers should look elsewhere.

    After three years of large hand discrimination, Sweetie attacks with a cookie bomb and cake guns, and her twenty-third red card at school (expulsion), Blaze and the spoon-wielding Puddin’ Heads seek revenge on the Sweeties. But will a vengeful Noble Deed—along with this fourteen-year-old’s ridiculous guitar and football (soccer) skills—convince the prime minister to reward her with the power to boss all of the nation’s schools?

    Brave truth seekers, read this story as quickly as your heart and mind can handle. Absurdity looms large on the horizon. Develop your absurdity immunity, before it is too late.


Spoons up! Heigi hooga!

W.T. Kosmos

Paradox, USA, Earth, Milky Way



"A barbed and blistering satire on current political affairs, Blaze Union and the Puddin’ Head Schools by W.T. Kosmos is an unbridled take on the absurdities of modern life, written for a middle grade audience. Driven out of their school district by a book-banning craze, a teacher goes to visit their friend Blaze Union on Puddin’ Head Island to try and cure their “absurdity neurosis.” A wild, Swiftian piece of imagination, W.T. Kosmos has unleashed a book as funny as it is urgent, boldly taking on vital contemporary issues for young readers." Self-Publishing Review, ★★★★½