Accidents Will Happen

They heard the cry of anguish coming from the office down the corridor. Then the door burst open and a distraught middle aged guy came storming out of the office. "Melanie I need at least two warm bodies to meet the diversity targets by tomorrow." "I thought Olivia and Katie were enough?" "They were until they went shopping and got run down by an SUV which mounted the side-walk. You'd best send flowers to both funerals." He turned and glance at the three girls sitting by the reception desk. "Summer students?" "We're hoping for an interview." "Melanie sign them up, permanent staff."