Chapter 2: Alterations & Transformations

Are you hormonally challenged, or do you know someone who seems to be?  

Are you tired of having people tell you to calm down or take a pill (a shot, remove an organ), or otherwise deal with it?


So was the author when she decided that laughter was the best medicine, and in an attempt to combine the writing styles of Lynn Viehl and Janet Evanovich create a heroine for the modern woman.  I would say welcome to the birth of paranormal comedy, however I think Katie MacAlister and others have done a fine job in this department.


What would you do if you woke up one morning with super powers and discovered that there was a world of creatures masquerading as your neighbors, friends, and the local fire department?  What if the new powers didn’t come with an owners manual, or an on/off switch?   Would you use them for good or let the wacky hormones win and let the evil take over?


Join our heroine Marissa over your morning coffee or commute and see what she decides to do.  Hopefully you will start or finish your day on a more positive note.  If it doesn’t work, may I suggest meditation, or kickboxing  class?


Hormones Byte is a progressive novel, this is the second of thirteen comedy filled chapters that include music, videos, web links, pictures and the multi media content you love!  If you haven’t read the first chapter, what are you waiting for?  Go back and search by author – Noel Starr, or search under the book title Hormones Byte.


In this chapter we start to see the first supposed “benefits” of the hormone treatment that Marissa had received after her red eye flight home, which means things will start heating up shortly.  Marissa is in denial about the “flu bug” that she contracted from a stranger on a flight home from a business trip.  Seriously, what reasonable, mature professional believes in the boogey man, vampires and other strange things that go bump in the night?


If you are new to the world of iBooks be sure to read the foreword as it includes instructions for navigating back and forth thru various links and the glossary.


So have fun, relax, and enjoy.  Visit the author’s website www.sonorandesertmedia.com for previews of future chapters and other fun content.