Dinah Won't You Blow‪?‬

Dinah, Won't You Blow? is a comedic novel set in the Hudson Valley of the Headless Horseman and other Washington Irving-inspired characters. Hershel Ostropoler, Station Master of the soon-to-be-closed Metro North stop Helm-on-the-Hudson, gets caught with his pants down in his fight against the Devil. In the village of fools, Hershel's beloved, Lexie Lox, and her uptight grandmother, Mrs. Mandelbaum, have been in a fight to keep the Devil out of Helm — and the train station is their battleground. Hershel must come to grips with his destiny and rally to protect Lexie and his hometown against waves of wild beasts, bureaucrats and bandits, prisoners and satanic mascots. Or will dark secrets from our hero's past be Helm's undoing?