Is It In Yet? The Big Book of Sexual Failures

Sexual failures of the world unite! Now is the time to stand up and be counted (or measured).A celebration of sexual failures, Is It In Yet? is an antidote to all those self-help books obsessed with sexual performance. Aimed not just at those with serious shortcomings, it’s a book for anyone for whom the phrase ‘cock-up in the bedroom’ is only ever associated with humiliation. These bizarre but true tales of sexual stupidity and strangeness include:The perils of having sex with a hot lasagne The couple who suffocated while making love in the back of a hearse The flasher who only exposed himself to department store mannequinsThe man who mistook superglue for lubricantAlarming fetishes including clowns, falling downstairs and licking eyeballsThe man who married his horse (and gave her lingerie) The woman who took five years to discover her boyfriend was actually femaleIf it’s deviant, disturbing or just plain dumb… you’ll find it in Is It In Yet?