New New Testament Acts of the Apostles

This will be an entertaining book for the non-believers. It is a grand farce. Saul goes on a rampage and becomes Paul the Super Jew. Instead of crucifixion being the subject, circumcision is the subject. Are holy Jews permitted to commune with dirty Gentiles.

Peter has a vision of a sheet filled with unclean animals coming down from the sky so he stops killing people and gets on a new campaign. Paul undergoes his first stoning. He gets arrested a few times and the Romans put together many armed soldiers to take him to a Roman ruler. He is ship wrecked on the way and everyone lands on Malta.

The Acts of the Apostles start out pretty brutal and end up absurd. The only way for believers to keep believing is if they do not read the bible. And this is crazy. In an age when books are easily printed and almost anyone can learn to read, there should be an end to the tyranny of religion.

For the way of the man referred to as the Lord is not the way of our religions.

So embrace knowledge and give up your mental slavery. We are in a new age and our stone age ways must come to an end.