The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book

This book is the perfect resource for program notes, concert spiels, to kill time while the bass player tunes up, or just for fun] This most complete collection of humor about and for musicians includes one-liners and jokes ranging from Chopin to Lennon, Gillespie to Presley. A must-have for every band director, music teacher, classical musician, jazz performer, cover band leader, accordion player, and person who knows an accordion player but doesn't like to admit it.