My Jewels Are Stuck in a Vice Admiral (Book 4 of The Seamen Sexology‪)‬

François is at it again, this time tackling the CEMM Guzzler -- a big, important pinnace -- and going to Balls Green after the notorious filcher, A. Niall Pilfry. His quest: the King Key Sextant, legendary for its power to make men do unspeakable things.

He somehow makes inappropriate penis jokes seem somewhat eloquent and beautiful -- Actual Amazon Reviewer

I won't buy the book. But I will need therapy. -- Random Guy at a Comic Con

The only thing that disappoints me is the length. -- Someone Who Was Talking About the Book, not François, I Swear