The Last Few Curls of Gut Rope: A Tale of Chickens, Eggs, and What Comes Next (Weird Tales, Book 2) (Unabridged‪)‬

Full disclaimer - this has to be one of the weirdest stories I have ever written, and I have written a lot of weird old stories. 

Just imagine you walk into a cheesy old greasy-spoon diner, the kind that ought to hand out antacid along with a napkin, knife, and fork. 

You ask the waitress for eggs and bacon, and she brings you a plate with live chicken on it. I mean, feathers and beak and the whole bonanza. Just think about a mix of Kafka and O'Henry and you are somewhere close to the mark.

If you want to find out just what comes next, then you ought to pick this story up and give it a listen. I guarantee it's cholesterol-free.

Go ahead and listen to this story. I dare you. Are you a chicken?