Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed (Unabridged‪)‬

Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey “bits”, and a fart. These are not the things you’d expect to find in the Bible, but they’re all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover all the parts of the Bible they don’t teach you in Sunday school - but probably should. 

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude is a hilarious, Christ-centred, and somewhat inappropriate look at some of the least known and discussed parts of the Bible for those of us who think nudity, poop, and farts are funny.

Here's a preview of the chapters in this audiobook:


Angel Lovin' – Genesis 6:1-4
Drunk Noah’s Post-Cruise Party - Genesis 9:18-21
Balaam’s Talking Ass – Numbers 22:21-41
The Problem of Ball Grabbing - Deuteronomy 25:11-12
The Fat, the Poo, and the Left-Handed Man - Judges 3:12-30
David and the Foreskins - 1 Samuel 18:20-30
Elisha and the Ultimate Fighting Bears - 2 Kings 2:23-25
The Only Fart in the Bible - Isaiah 26:16-19
Ezekiel the Poo Chef - Ezekiel 4:1-17
Ezekiel’s Porn - Ezekiel 23:19-21 
Matthew’s Zombies - Matthew 27:51-53
Mark’s Nudie Run - Mark 14:48-52
The Teleporter and the Eunuch – Acts 8:26-40
Paul’s Killer Preaching - Acts 20:7-12
Paul’s Cutting Comments - Galatians 5:12