Tonight was supposed to be simple... Go to Gina's engagement party and congratulate her on being the first of our friend group to get hitched.
But instead, I find myself in her bathroom, with her fiancé's hefty member tickling my tonsils.
This leads to her humiliating me in front of all her party guests.
And to my shame, neither of them are done with me yet and I find myself in a situation that I wouldn't have believed would happen in a million years.
And to my disgrace, I love it.