Author Survival Guide

You really need this book.

Picture this: You're about to hit publish when you find your backup file missing, your distributor account locked, and your inbox full of angry emails.

Or this: You wake up to find your book on a pirate site, your social media in flames, and your publisher threatening to pull your release.

These aren't just nightmares—they're everyday realities for authors.

But never fear. The Author Survival Guide is your new essential handbook for navigating the chaos of the writing life.

You've got this!

Written by a team of authors who've been there, done that, and lived to write about it, this book is your roadmap for disaster preparedness. You'll get sassy, no-nonsense advice on everything within the four realms of an author–from tech meltdowns to legal battles, reputation management to real-life emergencies. With customizable templates, actionable strategies, and a healthy dose of humor, this guide will help you prepare and protect your writing career—no matter what hits the fan.