Barack Obama and the Politics of Pussy: Fired Up‪!‬

In the fall of 2004, I began obsessively studying politics. A lot of people misuse the term “obsessively,” so allow me to clarify. For an average of seven hours a day, I did one or more of the following: Read about politics, discussed politics, listened to political talk radio (both on the right and left), wrote about politics, or just sat and thought about shit related to politics.

Nothing but politics for an average of seven hours a day, every single day, for six years. I did this because I was writing a screenplay about the Presidency and I wanted a believable non-partisan political backdrop. That is a hell of a lot of research to do for a movie that would never get the Green Light, especially since I do not care at all about the subject matter.

But I did it, and now I’m going to fling that shit at you like an angry monkey.

Back to me being smarter than you: It’s not because of the thousands upon thousands of hours of research. It’s because of how I did that research, which was Vulcan style. I shelved my emotions and weighed each argument on its merits, instead of how I felt about it or how someone was telling me how to feel about it.

This book, (and keep in mind that it was free, you cheap fuck), will be presented in a way to get you to think about the issues and not feel anything. My goal is not just to make you dead inside like I am. It’s to make it frighteningly clear that you are being abused.