Better Off Undead and Other Stories

Neb wants the girl next door. She only dates vampires.



To win her heart, Neb starts a journey into deepest, darkest Ohio, traveling from the shopping malls to the video arcades, determined to win his girl by losing his life. Along the way he is beset by ghosts, werewolves, his mother, a strange girl down the street, and a little brother who is too smart for his own good.



Can Neb become a vampire and win his love? Or is he just another teenage idiot over-convinced of his own self-superiority?



What would Frampton do?



This collection includes seven other stories.