BILF

Yep. It stands for exactly what you think it does...

A brother you'd like to...


That's how I can tell Elena looks at me. 

Her eyes undress me when I walk into the room. Her breathing goes up when I take off my shirt. She licks her lips when she see's my abs. I know she wants to use that tongue to lick the creases of my muscles. And then move lower with that sweet little mouth of hers.

She'll worship me. Just like I'll worship her. Until she's in heaven.

It's forbidden. Wrong. Dark.

But when you're falling in love with a BILF like me, telling you it's wrong isn't gonna stop you, I think.

If anything, they're gonna make it that much hotter.

I would say buckle up, but it's too late.


You've already climbed aboard, haven't you?