Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 3: Dismembered

THE F**KING IDIOT . . . 


Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. 


CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . 


That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? 


AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . 


By his letter he is known. 


W. 


W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! 


WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? 


Or is mankind totally f**ked? 


Dismembered is the third episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.