Christmas Cracker Jokes

A cracking collection of hilarious jokes to keep you chuckling not just during Christmas and the festive period, but the whole year round.

What do you call a boy trying to get the creases out of his clothes at the North Pole?
Brrrr-ian!

What goes Ho Ho Swoosh, Ho Ho Swoosh?
Father Christmas in a revolving door!

Waiter, waiter, my turkey has gone off.
Which way did it go?