Chuck Norris: Longer & Harder

A concept so magnificent that mere mortals cannot fathom its depths is now a reality: the ultimate collection of facts about the world's most kick-ass man. Double up on birth control and locate your nearest bomb shelter for this epic collection of all Chuck Norris facts found in The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, The Last Stand of Chuck Norris, on the walls of the Great Pyramid of Giza, in the unpublished works of Shakespeare, and at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. This volume includes one hundred Chuck facts that human eyes have never seen and more roundhouse kicks than the Bible. This massive bulging volume throbs with 1,500 pieces of truth about the world's deadliest, sexiest, and beardiest man such as:
Chuck Norris once ran for Senate in Texas and won both seats.
Bigfoot is a piece of Chuck Norris's beard that gained sentience and escaped.
Work records are just things that Chuck Norris has not yet attempted.
Chuck Norris can create enough wind power with one roundhouse kick power Sri Lanka for forty days.
The 2011 Tea Party Convention was held entirely within Chuck Norris's beard.
If you hold Chuck Norris's cowboys boot to your ear, you can hear the riff from 'Rock You Like a Hurricane.'
Chuck Norris is where babies come from.
The most important historical document since the Magna Carta, Longer and Harder is the only fitting paean to the man whose name we quake to speak: Chuck Norris