From the Desk of Nano Bianco

Dictators, legitimately elected world leaders, captains of industry, socialites, these and more received and declined to answer letters from Nano, despite the compelling subject matter, including requests to shoplift a pot roast, suggestions to bring a line of protest-wear to market, a request for clarification on an unfinished paint-by-numbers cartoon of life, and efforts to secure a loan to attend a candidate's fund-raising dinner. Having lost his life's savings in the Great Collapse, Nano compiled this book of letters and the free album of songs (for ebook purchasers) as an attempt to fight tragedy with ridiculousness, and maybe sell enough books and songs to begin rebuilding the nest egg or at least buy new tires and crowns.