God Ran Out of Faces

"Bespeaks of achievement. [ ] In the presence of a Philip Reed story one senses the sheer fun he had in composing it. But it's not unusual for such a story to be many-layered and many-toned."

-Stephen Dunn, winner of the 2001 Pulitzer Prize for Poetry

"Philip Reed is the funniest American in the world."

-Ben Croshaw, creator of the Rob Blanc series of computer games and webmaster of fullyramblomatic.com

Looking for owls? Inside you will learn important information about colors and shapes, and also:
* the pratfalls of penguin-rearing

* the romance of illiteracy

* what not to do with somebody else's monkey

* logistical impossibilities in authoring your own perfect mate

* the socio-sexuality inherent in a game of ping pong

* and the bravery of being a big fat liar.

By Philip J Reed, VSc, author of Her Life Will Be Set to Music.