ASSAULT AND BATTERIES...After Heather Dixon dumps her latest bad-boy lover-c*m-stalker, Tony Fellatino, she lets her best friend take her to the local adult toy store so she can take her sex life into her own hands. Back at home, she becomes intimately acquainted with her new self-pleasuring device, Mr. Wonderful. Heather finds out how apt the toy's name is, but Mr. Wonderful is not exactly what she expected. Some toys play by their own rules.