People have a lot of weird fetishes and turn-ons. Mine? I really like to be with married women. Something about the thrill of knowing that they're craving attention so bad that they're willing to ruin their entire marriage really does it for me. So in one of my pursuits, I meet the most perfect woman ever, and not only do I chase her, but I make it abundantly clear to her filthy rich husband that he doesn't remotely stack up against me.