Hottest Elf

7k word short story

I thought being a mall Santa would've been an easy way to earn money. Listen to kids rattle off gifts they didn't deserve and tell them to be good. It couldn't get easier than that. 

I was wrong. The kids were cranky, the suit was itchy, and my balls were sweaty. The only bright spot was the sexy elf who made my balls sweat for other reasons. I didn't care if it landed me on the naughty list. I was going to stuff her stocking.

Ages 18+ for strong adult content and language.