How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
The Oatmeal

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

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    • $10.99

Publisher Description

Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats! 

  • GENRE
    Humour
    RELEASED
    2012
    9 October
    LANGUAGE
    EN
    English
    LENGTH
    136
    Pages
    PUBLISHER
    Andrews McMeel Publishing
    SELLER
    Andrews McMeel Publishing
    SIZE
    89.7
    MB

    Customer Reviews

    OzDaddy ,

    Fantastic, so funny!

    I loved this book so much! As a fairly new convert to cat ownership (I still think dogs are better), this book gave me immense joy! Let’s be honest, cats are funnier than dogs, not as loyal, but they are funnier and this book captures that essence.

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