Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Economic Recovery Tool

Not only are un-massaged penises responsible for more than half the world's problems, they are mainly to blame for wars, unsafe sex, and global warming.

So argues this short book exploring the explosive Rise of lingam massage and its promise for world peace and economic prosperity. This yoni-friendly book also demands equal Justice For All Yonis. Agreeing that lingam massage helps men to awaken their Inner Clitorises, the book suggests that many war-mongering, global-warming politicians need their Inner Clitorises to be kicked awake by a SWAT Team of lingam specialists.

By the author of "The Uncensored Massage: Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, China" and "The Complete Uncensored Massage."