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Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon:not So Straight Answers From America's Most Outrageous Gay Sex Colum

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Publisher Description

If You're Looking For Warmth And Compassion About
Your Sexual Worries, You Picked The Wrong Book. . .


Yes, you'll get all your burning and why-is-it-burning questions answered,
but the advice is coming from a son-of-a-bitch with a breathtaking gift
for the gratuitous insult.

In these pages, you'll find medical answers to everything from how you
can ejaculate farther to how you can take--ahem--more cargo on
your loading dock. Alvear answers questions with the compassion of
a caffeine addict out of coffee, lining up a panel of doctors and
psychologists against the wall and beating the truth out of them. The
result is a marriage of impeccably accurate information, politically
incorrect opinion and withering sarcasm.

Because the questions come from gay men all over the country, they're
like a peephole into the anxieties, concerns and worries that gay men
have about sex.

Here's a sampling of what you'll learn:


. . . Only 6% of the population need extra-large condoms.
Get over it.

. . . The average erect penis is 5. I" long and 4.8" around.
Unless you're in a chat room. Then double it.

. . . Kegel exercises will give you harder hard-ons and more
powerful orgasms. But then, so will an 18-year-old.

. . . 50% of men on anti-depressants experience sexual side
effects.

And no, having an affair is not considered a side effect you can
blame on medicine.

With buzz-saw wit,
Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon
will leave you laughing, howling, and knowing everything you
need to know about sex.

GENRE
Body, Mind & Spirit
RELEASED
2014
6 November
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
336
Pages
PUBLISHER
Kensington Books
SELLER
Kensington Publishing Corp.
SIZE
7.3
MB

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