My Three-Year-Old is a Barbarian and Other Parenting Problems

Stranded in a treacherous land where everything wants her dead, Petra must outsmart savage warriors and perilous terrain to survive. But can she make it back home alive?

The low, guttural music of ancient sleeping deities conjures a spell that captures Petra and other people from her hometown. They are deposited in a deadly land and accused of feebling the mind of the Tradalorian king when Petra's toddler swaps minds with the monarch.

Now they are on the run from Sir Grey who wants to take advantage of the situation, slaughter his liege, and take the crown for himself.

Petra and her group hear of a city with artifacts from Earth and must travel through woods where ancient terrors lurk.

But there is strange magic stirring. The demon gods are awakening. Their siren sounds bleeding into our universe.

Will she make it home alive and swap her son's mind with the rightful king?

Find out in the first Misfits of Carnt novel today.