Napkinisms

Napkinisms started simply as a way to let my kids know they are loved. A silly-something to make them smile, think, laugh, or blush at the lunch table. Today, it has become a platform, a partnership, and a now a book that will make tens of people smile, think, laugh, blush, and wonder how in the world Napkinisms is still a thing.

"The best book ever written about paper towels and diarrhea." - Some Guy, probably

"Billy Ivey is the funniest guy he has ever met..." - Most people, more than likely

"This is one of the dumbest things I have ever read." - Billy's best friend

"Dad, are you OK?" - Billy's daughter