Precious Poetry: From PROBLEM to POEM in 7 steps

The Why, Where, When, What, Who, How & Wow of writing poetry

Ai Ni and Ronaldo made this book to help poor people in Haiti, to build a school and teach them the art of a happy life.

A warning upfront from the editor:
DON'T READ THIS BOOK
From problem to poem
in seven small steps?
You don't want to know him,
Ronaldo*, the plebs.
Do you hope to learn something?
You'll end up frustrated.
This bundle is pointless:
Art can't be dictated.
Ronaldo's religion,
In God's eyes: a sin.
Just plain entertain meant
And end with a grin.
[*Editor's Note: In this illiterary no-work-at-all, I only insult Ronaldo7 Siète, the typist of this collection of erors and misstakes, an arrogant know-it-all who hopes to become as rich and famous as CR7, that handsome Ronaldo who makes goals and creates art on football fields.]