Puddleglum's Pensees

Did you ever walk in a room and you forgot why you walked inside? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. When I was a little boy, dogs were boys, cats were girls, and Life was so much simpler then. I've been on the planet for 30+ years and one of the many things I've learned is there is not a scrap of evidence to support the belief that life is serious. That light travels more quickly than sound, which is why some people seem intelligent until they speak. And,that success is relative (more success, more relatives), and contrary to what Dr. John Gray says, both men and women are from Earth. . .so deal with it.