Romancing Grendel’s Mother

Meet the woman who guided the sinister Trollbuster General as he hunted cyber trolls on a popular pen pan site. Captivated by her ability to flatter an old man, second only to her ability for verbosity, the Trollbuster General threw caution to the winds and embarked on a tempestuous cyber affair. Was this a wise move? After all, classical scholars familiar with Beowulf know just how dangerous Grendel’s mother was. And this female proved to be no exception. Even without the help of an illegal substance, it was a roller coaster emotional ride as they both attempted to take control of each other!