Psh! Me, James Montgomery, the half-Italian stud-muffin fall in love? Never gonna happen.
Why? Because I've got rules.
Rule #1: Family comes first.
Rule #2: Never take anything too seriously.
Rule #3: Carpe diem.
Nothing is going to make me go back on my rules. Not even my best friend's little sister. I won't obsess over her. I'm James F*cking Montgomery and I don't do love.