Swamp Lords

A power-hungry priestess. A malevolent temple sworn to a monstrous god. Can a low-born lackey survive the brutal ascension through a dark cult?

Madam Spew seems fated to suffer a wretched death. Shackled into slavery by a heinous church, the frog acolyte toils away endlessly, mindlessly, monotonously. But when the High Priestess tasks her with a crucial quest, the lowly croaker leaps at the golden opportunity.

Awakening hope and hunger, Madam Spew struggles to accomplish her critical quest and rise above her baseborn origin. But on the cusp of her greatest triumph, she's waylaid by a mad scrum of conspiring rivals.

Will Madam Spew survive the death sentence her quest's failure guarantees, and if she somehow does, will her legion of foes give her the drop?

Swamp Lords is a darkly funny series of high-fantasy short stories woven into one complete saga. If you like backstabbing villains, questionable heroes, and all manner of hideous monstrosities, you'll love Swamp Lords.

Get some low-brow humor from this high-fantasy series and buy Swamp Lords today!