That’s Your Lot

This is Limmy’s second book.

It’s a whole load of new, odd, and hilariously grim short stories.

Tom is in a soft play with his daughters. He’s bored. He’s so bored he can move things with his mind.

A man fills up a mate’s biscuit tin without ever telling him, to see what happens.

Maggie’s boyfriend Iain bought a curtain. It keeps attacking them. She wants it out the house.

A man is sitting in his wheelie bin at two in the morning, and he wants to tell you why.

Kenny’s mate Scott is suicidal and ridden with guilt. Kenny takes him on holiday to Benidorm. It’ll be some laugh.

Praise for Daft Wee Stories:

‘The comedy book of the year.’ – Time Out

‘Funny, peculiar and original.’ – Guardian

‘Didn't realise pieces of paper with no pictures on could be so funny. I mean I was cryin’ all day yesterday into this book. Hilarious’ – Someone on Amazon

Reviews

‘Short stories shot through with anxiety, guilt, depression, delusion and jet black humour’ Daily Telegraph

Praise for the author:

"Daft Wee Stories will sate Limmy's existing fans and proves once again that his wickedly anarchic sensibility moves effortlessly between media." Chortle

"Disturbing yet very, very funny, it's a shocking, scathing delight." Sun

"So good they'll make you snot yourself laughing." Scotland on Sunday

"The comedy book of the year." (Time Out)

"The tales he treats us to are indeed both daft and wee; happily, they’re funny, peculiar and original, too." (Guardian)

About the author

Brian ‘Limmy’ Limond is a Scottish comedian who first became known for his website and blog, and is now regarded as one of Scotland's most original comedy talents. In 2006 Limmy started a hilarious daily podcast, Limmy's World of Glasgow, and in 2010 he launched his incredibly successful comedy series Limmy’s Show. His first book, Daft Wee Stories, was a Sunday Times bestseller.