The Big Fat South African Joke Book

Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it.

‘Who’s the photo of?’ asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke.

‘My wife. When she starts to look pretty I’ll know I’ve had enough.’

What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

WARNING: Not for the faint-hearted or Mother Grundys of this world! Politically incorrect, irreverent and laugh-out-loud funny, The Big Fat South African Joke Book covers a range of topics close to every South African’s heart: from Patricia Lewis to Robert Mugabe; from rugby referees to Kamp Staaldraad; from picking up chicks to marriage; from infidelity to divorce; from Little Bongani to Little Koos and Little Gertruide; from school days to Varsity; and from the mouth of babes to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. These and many other jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you chuckling for hours.