The Bog Queen's Mile High Pie Fly

Queen Alice, known as the Bog Queen decides to enter a pie contest. The winner is awarded ten thousand dollars. Frankly, the queen could use the money to maintain her palace. Catching thousands of flies is quite a trick. Alice becomes air borne. Refusing to be held hostage, negotiations begin. Queen Alice accepts an offer she can't refuse. The marriage is magic rather than tragic. Their unusual offspring are wonders to behold. The mismatch proves tragic. The widow mourns her feisty little husband and builds a monument to him. Flies rule as Prince Charming darts about Alice's palace.