The Cat on the Mat is Flat
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- $9.99
Publisher Description
How did the cat on the mat get flat?
Why did Ed and Ted and Ted's dog Fred get spat out of the head of a whale called Ned?
Where was Harry Black when Jack the Yak stole the snack from his sack?
What happened to Buck the Duck's brand new muck-sucking truck?
Who else, apart from Andy G and Terry D, was chased up a tree by an evil bee?
The answers to these stupid questions - and many other stupid questions - are contained in this deeply stupid book... Well, what are you waiting for?
Open the book and start reading!
- Suitable for ages 4 - 104
- Rating: Stupid
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
Griffiths's (The Day My Butt Went Psycho!) innovative book for beginning readers collects nine short, intentionally silly snippets propelled by kid-pleasing, tongue-tripping verse. In the title tale, a cat sitting on a mat decides to chase a rat, who grabs a baseball bat: "Around and around and around the mat the rat chased the cat with the baseball bat until... KERSPLAT!" Other protagonists also encounter tongue-in-cheek adversity. Friends Ed and Ted and Ted's dog Fred survive a tumble off a cliff, a near-drowning and ingestion by a whale. Lou, "the unluckiest girl that the world ever knew," becomes covered in a kangaroo's glue and then lands headfirst in a "prickle bush." And pals Bill and Phil roll down a hill, landing in a puddle of smelly pig swill. Griffiths's bouncy cadence and wacky wordplay occasionally sound derivative of Dr. Seuss, as when a hog reprimands a speeding dog and frog: "Racing is NOT allowed in my bog! Not on a log! Not on a cog! No log-racing frogs! No cog-racing dogs!" And when Chuck the Duck's ice-cream truck gets stuck in the muck, Buck the Duck announces, "I can get your truck unstuck. I can suck up all the muck with the muck-sucker-upper on my muck-sucking truck!" Denton's edgy, stick-figure-filled sketches enhance the zaniness factor and the offbeat, ironic humor. Ages 4-8.
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The cat in the mat is flat
Fun but too long
Brigidine day 2011
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