Amy Schumer. Frank, fearless and so freaking funny. Her story. In her own words.
'I've only had one one-night stand in my life. Yes, one. I know, I'm so sorry to disappoint anyone who thinks I walk around at all times with a margarita in one hand and a dildo in the other.'
In The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy shares stories about her family, her relationships, her career, good - and bad - sex, recounting the experiences that have shaped who she is today: from the riches to rags story of her childhood to her teenage quest for popularity (and boys) to becoming one of the most sought-after comedians on the planet and an outspoken advocate for women's rights.
Whether she's experiencing lust at first sight in the queue at the airport, discovering her boot camp instructor's secret bad habit, or candidly discussing her father's multiple sclerosis, Amy Schumer proves to be a fearless, original, and always entertaining storyteller. Her book will move you, make you laugh, catch you completely off guard, and answer this burning question: is it okay for a 35-year-old woman to still sleep with her childhood teddy bears?
'Resoundingly brilliant' Guardian
"Amy's got your back. She's in your corner. She's an honesty bomb. And she's coming for you." - Actress Tilda Swinton, Trainwreck co-star
"A powerful feminist voice." - Guardian
"Equal parts naughty cheerleader, self-deprecating Everywoman and fearless truth-teller, Ms. Schumer connects with women and men alike." - New York Times
"Wickedly funny and brilliantly talented. Amy Schumer is everything right now." - Glamour
"I don't even know if The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo is objectively good, but I inhaled it in a state of buzzing bliss." The Times
APPLE BOOKS REVIEW
Amy Schumer’s collection of essays about this and that—she swears she won't write a memoir until she’s 90—is what you’d expect: hilarious, raw, self-deprecating and cuttingly smart. Amid musings about dating and sex, work and fulfilment are some surprising and reassuring discoveries. Did you know Schumer considers herself an introvert? This is a perfect book to read on your way home from work or on a contented night home alone.
In her first book, the Emmy Award-winning comedian offers an entertaining and eclectic collection of 30-plus essays, including "An Open Letter to My Vagina" and "Forgiving My Lower Back Tattoo." Her prose, like her popular comedy act, is plucky, forthright, hilariously raunchy and honest. Though she claims the book is not an autobiography (at the age of 35, Schumer asserts, it's too early to share her life story), readers will learn of her childhood on Long Island, born into "New Money" (her father ran an exclusive baby furniture shop). By the time she's 10, however, challenging times have fallen on the family: the business is lost, her parents eventually divorce, and her beloved alcoholic father is diagnosed with MS. Schumer works various jobs (waitressing, pedicab driver, etc.) but ultimately is true to her passion for inspiring laughter. The book's centerpiece is a comparatively longer essay on her career, revealing the hard work of touring and the dedication, heartaches, missteps, and triumphs on the path to stand-up success. Along with off-the-wall one-liners, anecdotes, and confessions, Schumer shares some solemn experiences, such as bodysurfing with her disabled dad for the last time, and her involvement in an abusive relationship with a boyfriend ("When you're in love with a man who hurts you, it's a special kind of hell, yet one that so many women have experienced"). Amid ill-fated dates, alcohol-induced blackouts, and late-night eating binges, Schumer, in these candid, well-crafted essays, wears her mistakes "like badges of honor."
Lacking Amy's hilarious delivery
Love Amy Schumer - I love her irreverence. This is almost as funny as Amy's spoken comedy.
Witty funny and engaging love everything she dose.
It’s taken me a few months to read this book, while on radiation and chemotherapy treatment 2017/2018. It has given laughs, cry’s and all the wonderful things Amy has done in her career, while sitting at the cancer centre. I would recommend it to anyone.
To the Aussie journalists, who made you feel like they did... I would have told him to f@#$& OFF... and slapped him down. Wonder what he is doing now!!!! We Aussies aren’t all like this. 🇦🇺🇦🇺
And to the gun situation in America, I hope you can put some laws in place, like Australia. xx