The Hitman Diaries

Ian Bridges has a job he excels at, works his own hours and earns good money but he's not a happy chappy. He wants more from life and longs to find that special lady to share his success with. The problem is, the only women he ever meets in his line of work usually end up dead. More often than not, by his own hand.

But Bridges is not to be put off. He's determined to keep trying. One day he will meet Miss Right. Even if it means killing every woman in Britain.

'One of the few writers who can make me laugh out loud' – David Baddiel, comedian

'King's writing is sharp and his humour as black and Donald Rumsfeld's heart' – Maxim

'Danny King is quickly becoming the Nick Horny of British crime fiction' – The Big Issue in the North

'King's prose has no limits of resource, invention and cracking humour' – London Student Guide

'A politically incorrect read that'll make you both wince and smile' – Tangled Web UK

'The Hitman Diaries is very funny and so compelling that once started it has to be finished – a fundamental quality of successful crime novels. A grubby, guilty pleasure' – The Times