The Hog Goes To College

I don’t know how it happened. Really, I don’t. I was a Music student at the University of Buffalo, located, of all places, in Buffalo, New York. I guess that’s why they called it the University of Buffalo? I ask you, when was the last time you saw a hog on a college campus, other than in a mud pit? The year was mid-1960’s. Every word of this story is true. Honestly! Well, maybe embellished a little to satisfy my creative urge. But it’s a story I remember as if it were yesterday. Then again, maybe it was. In the scheme of things.