To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,
I'm glad you're happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:
I do not want to have a beer with you.
I do not want to have a nude sleepover.
I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.
I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.
And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.
P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during
intimate moments. How is that even a thing?
P. P. S. Also, you will never finding me standing naked in your living room ever
again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.
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What a lovely story. Funny , beautiful and romantic.
What an awesome book!
I loved this book so much. It had me laughing and I just loved the banter between Magnolia and Jagger. This book really made my day. And I could not put it down.
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Absolutely funny read. Love this author and always wait for her next read. Jagger and Magnolia had an amazing chemistry and their little exchange with notes was funny as. Even Magnolias exchange with her aunt was funny. Will definitely recommend this book.
I am looking forward to Tate and Jane’s book as their love/hate relationship is full of sparks.