Todd's Yugo: A Politically Incorrect Political Satire

Warning! Political satire. Do not read if you are offended by humor, including but not limited to satire.

Between college parties, chasing girls and pretending to care about their classes, a group of students at the local state college try to make sense out of politics. It doesn't go too well. By pure accident, they bring an end to the governor's presidential campaign.

This is a work of fiction. Obviously, the state of Fillmore does not exist. The events described in this book obviously never happened. But if they had happened, they would have happened somewhere near you. Which they didn’t. Obviously.

The characters in this book are obviously purely fictional. Any similarities between these fictional characters and people in real life are obviously purely coincidental. But if these characters had been real, they would have lived somewhere near you. Which they aren't, so they didn't. Obviously.

Governor Bland Feeblebottom has never existed. But if he had existed, he would have wanted to sign the Awesome Tax Grabification Act.

State House Speaker Tony Limpono has never existed. But if he had existed his soul would have been as pure as the wind-driven snow.

Senate President Sprout Bribell has never existed. But if he had existed, he would not have used his elected position to benefit his son's hotel business.

Professor Blabbert has never existed. But if he had existed, he would have chaired the Great Big Center for Very Important Studies at the State University College Kampus in Millard.

Dick Lapland has never existed. But if he had existed, he would have killed Governor Feeblebottom's presidential campaign. Unintentionally, of course. Obviously.

Todd Salmon has never existed. But if he had existed, he would have taken a nap in the back seat of his Yugo.

Lord Broadbeam has never existed. But if he had existed, he would have gotten stuck in the door to Shirky the Hungarian's dorm room.

The city of Millard has never existed. But if it had existed, it would have been the capital of the state of Fillmore.

The state of Fillmore has never existed. But if it had existed it would be a state near you. Which it didn't, so it isn't. Obviously.