Vampire Bait

I work with the dead. Well, sort of. I'm security at the local funeral home. Don't be fooled. It's not too tough being a guard there. Creepy? Yes. Difficult? No. 

Usually.

Until Valentine's Day and the dead man who was…undead. It turns into a date I never expected. Most girls get candy, roses and kisses for V-Day. Me…?

Well…things are sure starting out with a BITE.