You Can Be a Super Villain‪!‬

Tired of living in your mother’s basement? Tired of not having a girlfriend? Why not become a Super Villain? Earn the respect of peers, and the admiration of all the hot girls!


We teach you, step by step, how easy it is to become a Super Villain:


* Take over the world using time travelling cows and zombie chickens.


* Capture heroes using ice cream and bananas


* Negotiate over Twitter!


Quote: Taking over the world is no more dangerous than driving to work everyday (in Afghanistan, while wearing a miniskirt and push-up bra, while singing “Oh America you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind”).


The book is dedicated to Pinky and the Brain. You inspired us man. Totally inspired us.