The Ghost Under The Stairs

This is an Apple Books audiobook narrated by a digital voice based on a human narrator.

The Bentley Hill Players have a hard act to follow – a ghost that lives in the toilet! To make matters worse, the Community Hall where they perform their shows is about to be demolished. Can the Players save the hall and save their show? Does the spook want a part in their next show?

There's a love triangle, a man who dresses entirely in green, a batty old woman (winner of Miss Blackworth Fields in 1964, I'll have you know), a young lady who packs quite a punch, and several people who think they should be the boss but can't explain why.

Oh, and treasure. There's treasure here too.

A fun look behind the scenes of a British amateur theatre group, where every character has more problems than a calculus textbook, and everyone is perpetually bewildered.