13 Reasons for Murder: Philistines

They say life is all about choices...

...but prominent Florida businesswoman Britney Cage has nearly too many to handle.

As her temping agency continues to grow, Britney knows it's time to expand, but to which part of Tampa? And who'll run her branch office? Her longtime trusted assistant, Julie, or will she have to hunt down somebody new?

Luckily, Britney is good at hunting. She's also Florida's deadliest serial killer, and despite her recent indecision in business, she's already chosen her next victims-two sisters who had the misfortune of insulting Britney at her favorite local restaurant.

Now if only she could decide on a secure location to kill the sisters and dispose of their remains.

But that will have to wait because there's also Devin, the hunky young valet that Britney's been training as her personal boy toy. She's got big decisions to make about him, too...

What's a bloodthirsty killer to do when everyday life keeps getting in the way?