Are We There Yet? Tips And Tales From A "Full Timer - Professional Tourist‪"‬

I had gone on many vacations, mostly in the southeastern United States,
but I wanted to try to "see it all." I found out that there were people
who went on vacation and never came back. I wanted to be one of those
people. I wanted to become a "Professional Tourist" and I did! I have
described some of the things that happened along the way and some how to
tips for those who share in the spirit of adventure in wanting to know
what is over the next hill and around the next curve in the road and for
those who have heard the immortal question while heading up the highway,
"Are we there yet?"