Aww Snap, Dragon

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Dragons have wings, and Fairies do, too.

Unfortunately for Tristan, no amount of Dragon Fire or Fairy Dust will keep the most famous Finder of Fated Love in the whole Universe from making sure he has his happily-ever-after in record time. She's not putting up with any of his sh…ahem, fertilizer. No way, no how.

Everything's coming up sunshine and daffodils come hell or high water.

Fate Will Not Be Denied…especially with Babs MacAutley on Her side.