Buns 'n Roses

For a collection of erotic short stories, this buttload of bountiful beauties has far too many titles in the non-fiction section - so many, I had to tweak several up a bit (aka "Tone them down") so they could be considered 'Gray Areas' somewhere between right-and-wrong... I mean, truth-and-fiction.
As always, I include the truth behind the truth (or even the truth behind the almost fiction) in a special section of the book, which you are free to enjoy... or skip if you want to save me the embarrassment of it all.
Topics included:

Introduction
Introduction Strikes Back
-Fiction & Fantasy-
Take Two (unfortunately exactly what the title says)
Pen Jan (see? I'm not the only one in the world that messes up)
Therapy (hypnotic shenanigans - as far as I know, it didn't work)
- Shades of Gray -
Come As You Are ("For Sale"... again)
Randal Two-Fer (I'm not sure if I should do this for him, but hubby gets the spotlight)
Humpable / Not Humpable for Men (Further in-depth research for my readers)
Naughty Girl Everything (No. Just, no, okay?)
-Non-Fiction- (Damn this section is big this time)
Make Me Say It (Still *no*!)
Three Dong Night (Wait - this obviously got put in the wrong section... oh, dammit - it's not)
Double Dog Dare (The ultimate f-ups are always preceded by either a "Double Dog Dare" or "Hey, y'all, watch this!")
Sex Dream - Coming Rain (My first Technicolor sex dream)
Duty Calls (Booty Call for married folk)
Question and Answer with Rose, Session 5
-Bonus (not sexy) Non-Fiction-
Mammography Myth
Conclusion
Truth & Consequences

Cinch'er down and mount up - although I'm bareback on a quarter horse, but feel free to use my ass if you like. Just don't expect a smooth ride if you do.
(You know, sort of like "cowboy sex" - put her on all fours, grab a fistful of hair, a shot of lube, then "Oops" into the wrong hole and try to stay on for eight. (Eight seconds... it's the cut-off to a completed bronc ride... damn, the joke loses its effect if I have to explain everything to you!)