Clowning Around

Britney hated running.  She didn’t like any exercise.  Right now, though, she wished she had done a little more exercising, because she was not outrunning the clown chasing her.  Not clown like some joker chasing her.  This person had clown makeup, clown wig, clown nose, satiny polka-dot pants, suspenders, flower that squirted, everything.  He also had a machete, dripping blood.  What had started as a fun evening with friends had turned horribly wrong.

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